Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the sick chicken say?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?