Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a forklift?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?