Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the most determined bird?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the politest month?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?