Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do fish use for glasses?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How do bees get to school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?