Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do snowmen get information?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?