Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What condiment has wings?