Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are goats so funny?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the math book sad?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the slowest 5k?
What sports are both plant-based?
Someone stole all my lamps.