What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's E.T. short for?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
