Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?