Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?