What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a sad latte?