Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?