What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is the emptiest holiday?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?