Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?