Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do horses reside?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?