How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?