How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do naked fish play with?