Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do cats love to work?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a bear's favorite movie?