What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal knows kung fu?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?