What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a small mom?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What shape has a knighthood?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which musician loves to make chili?