What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What makes music in your hair?
What was the first animal in space?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What happens when grass goes out of town?