What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a forklift?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?