What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why was the mime upset?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?