Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?