What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?