Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?