What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did summer say to spring?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?