What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which cats have the best manners?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?