Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is an insect's favorite game?
