What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?