What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Do dads always snore?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is summer always sad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?