What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?