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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?