Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the cow afraid?
It's allergy season again?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What fish sings the best?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?