What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?