My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What game can you play while eating dinner?