Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What insect runs away from everything?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What car can't keep a secret?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?