Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do fish do at parades?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?