Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?