Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?