What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the smallest lion?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?