What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Families are like fudge.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?