Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Which state is the cleanest?
How do hurricanes see?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?