Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is the best day to go to the beach?