Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How is life like toilet paper?