What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?