What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What day is your mom always right?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?