What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is another name for a cow?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do eggs end a TV show?