What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?