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What is the unluckiest type of cat?
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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
