What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?