She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?