She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Can February March?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which state has the best streets?