What event do spiders love to attend?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What country has the most fish?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?