Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?