What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?