Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?