What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the politest month?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are cats good at playing video games?