Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did one plate say to the other?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?