What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
Are baby skunks cute?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?