Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where does laundry go to college?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the difference between baseball and law?