What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do moms make good vintners?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is the coolest country?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What game does chlorine never lose?