Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do elves learn in school?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where was Noah born?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.