What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?