How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?