Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do animals blend into the desert?