Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do fish use for glasses?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do fairies always drink?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?