Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't ants get sick?