Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?