Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the mime upset?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?