Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do diners never serve lobster?