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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which bug is related to you?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which animal loves to have a good time?