What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?