Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?