What vegetables make the best music?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?