What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?