What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the noisiest food?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?