What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do billboards talk?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does a panda ghost say?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?