Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?